Smut Slam: the Great Outdoors

Sunday
March 23
19:3022:30
sex storytelling
Doors 18:30, start 19:30, tickets for sale here or at the door (PIN only, if not sold out).

🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town—where real life, real thrills, and real naughty adventures take center stage. Join us on Sunday, March 23, for stories on the theme “The Great Outdoors.”

Ever gotten down and dirty under the stars? Let your desires run free in the woods, on the beach, or somewhere far from prying eyes (or maybe too close)? Whether it was a passionate fling in a tent, a risky rendezvous in the park, or an outdoor adventure that turned unexpectedly steamy, we want to hear your tales of pleasure in the open air.

Come share your most daring, delicious, and downright untamed escapades—because sometimes, nature isn’t the only thing that calls. Tell your story, and you might just take home one of our fabulous prizes! Don’t miss this night of cheeky confessions, wild encounters, and unforgettable fun. 🌿🔥💋

* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ

Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

** PRIZES PROVIDED BY various sponsors

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!

EVENT LANGUAGE: English

Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

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