Tuesday
January 28
Umaversity Night x Smut Slam – “Kink & Fetishes”
Doors open 18:30, start Program 19:00, end Program 22:30, tickets for sale here.
Join us for an Umaversity Night x SMUT SLAM hosted by Burlesque queen Bustie La Tish – a night with exciting storytelling (open mic based) on real life and an expert talk with the theme of “KINK & FETISHES”
STORYTELLING OPEN MIC
This evening will start with live music and then audience members can sign up to tell 5-minute, real-life, first-person sex stories. A panel of local celebrity judges awards sexy prizes to the top 3 tellers at the end of the night. In between stories, the host(s) read anonymous questions and confessions submitted by the audience to the Fuckbucket.
EXPERT TALK – CONCIOUS KINK & FETISHES
The Expert talk will be given by Umaversity Ambassador and Sexual Wellness Coach Danique Scipio.
This Expert talk will be about Concious Kink and how to enjoy Kink & Fetishes in your sex-life. In this Expert talk you will learn how to discover and play with Kink & Fetishes conciously and get tools how to get the best out of your kink & fetish sessions!
PRIZES TO WIN:
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Vibrator for all genders by Funfactory
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Anal plug for women+ by Funfactory
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Clitoris Earrings
IMPORTANT
This night is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: READ CODE OF CONDUCT
FAQ
How do I sign up to tell a story?
You can sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: – no notes – no costumes or props – only five minutes AND – the story must be real and have happened to you.
What if I don’t want to tell a story?
Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: – No interrupting. – No heckling. – No necking in the front row.
How accessible is the venue?
There are 3 steps to access the toilet, and the stage and main room are down one set of flights but we have limited seating at the ground floor. If you have a physical disability please contact the organisers and we will do our upmost to accommodate your needs.
Who is behind Smut Slam Amsterdam?
SMUT SLAM Amsterdam is produced and hosted by Bustie La Tish, Amsterdam’s most loved curvy showgirl. SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com