🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town—where real life, real thrills, and real awkward adventures take center stage. Join us on Sunday, 11 May, for stories on the theme “Almost, But Not Quite”!

Ever been so close to sealing the deal, only for fate (or a nosy neighbor, a ringing phone, or a sudden knock at the door) to hit pause? Whether it was a steamy moment interrupted by bad timing, an unexpected visitor, or just plain bad luck, we want to hear your tales of almost getting it on.

Come share your most hilariously hampered, deliciously frustrating, and downright relatable escapades—because sometimes, the best stories are the ones that don’t quite go as planned. Tell your story, and you might just take home one of our fabulous prizes! Don’t miss this night of cheeky confessions, awkward interruptions, and unforgettable fun. 🚫🔥💋

* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ

Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

** PRIZES PROVIDED BY various sponsors

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!

EVENT LANGUAGE: English

Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town—where real life, real thrills, and real awkward adventures take center stage. Join us on Sunday, 11 May, for stories on the theme “Almost, But Not Quite”!

Ever been so close to sealing the deal, only for fate (or a nosy neighbor, a ringing phone, or a sudden knock at the door) to hit pause? Whether it was a steamy moment interrupted by bad timing, an unexpected visitor, or just plain bad luck, we want to hear your tales of almost getting it on.

Come share your most hilariously hampered, deliciously frustrating, and downright relatable escapades—because sometimes, the best stories are the ones that don’t quite go as planned. Tell your story, and you might just take home one of our fabulous prizes! Don’t miss this night of cheeky confessions, awkward interruptions, and unforgettable fun. 🚫🔥💋

* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ

Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

** PRIZES PROVIDED BY various sponsors

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!

EVENT LANGUAGE: English

Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!